$GTM Solana · parody memecoin Viral clip ↗
Giant Titty Milk
Everyone is waiting for the big game. Milkie is already in the limo. Two-tone paint, hydraulics on every corner, a bottle of full cream in her hand. Hold the switch, hop the car, spill the milk.
Pressure1,500 PSI
Last hop0 in
Best hop0 in
Hold anywhere to pump · release to hop · drag to look around · tap Milkie to talk
Hop contest
Drops at launchEngine on, milk cold.
Next
Pump the market cap
CA drops at launch. Until then: simulate.
More market cap, more pressure. The limo dances harder and every hop goes higher.
Pressure log
The PSI log
Every market cap level and how hard the rams push there. Tap one to feel it on the boulevard.
Back seat, standing
Milkie, 25
full cream, no brakes
The whole internet is refreshing the same trailer page. Milkie got bored of waiting, borrowed the longest two-tone limo on the coast, had a friend bolt hydraulics on all four corners and drove it straight onto the boulevard at sunset.
She rides standing up in the open back, pink racing jacket, white crop top, a cold bottle of milk in one hand. When the car hops, everything hops. When it lands, the milk goes everywhere. She calls that a good night.
“You don't need a release date to have a good time. You need PSI.”
Fictional adult character. Fully clothed. Bouncing is the whole joke.
How the switch works
Hydraulics, explained
Hold, then release
Hold anywhere on the scene, the HOP button or the space bar. The pump fills in under a second. Let go and the rams fire. Pick nose, tail, side or all four first.
Combos on the landing
Let go again within a third of a second after the car slams down and the next hop gets 12% more push, stacking up to eight times. Hold while you are in the air, release on the landing.
Market cap is pressure
PSI = 1,500 + 1,000 × log₁₀(1 + MC ÷ $1,000)
Every 10x adds the same 1,000 PSI. Before launch the slider drives it, after launch the live market cap does, read from DexScreener every 15 seconds.
Tokenomics
$GTM
Fair launch on Solana. The numbers are on the carton, nothing hidden in the cooler.
Drops at launchToken facts
Serving size: 1 bag
- Supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Buy / sell tax
- 0 / 0
- Chain
- Solana
- Launch
- Fair launch
Shake well. Contains 100% parody.
Get in the car
How to buy
Get a wallet
Install Phantom or Solflare and keep your seed phrase offline. Nobody from $GTM will ever ask for it.
Load SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little extra for fees.
Open the coin
Use the buy button here or paste the CA into your trading app. Check that the CA matches this page.
Swap
Swap SOL for $GTM, then come back and hop the limo.